Very Real Terminal

Top Secret Shell,
build for fun and hacking (maybe)

aquilax scan ✦
— bunny@definitely-real-server: ~/projects/top-secret — zsh
bunny@definitely-real-server — zsh
✕
🪦

Connection lost. Server gone. Forever.

You just closed the only terminal connecting you to
definitely-real-server.totally-not-fake.local
— a machine that absolutely existed and was 100% real.
[13:37:00.001] INFO zsh session started for bunny
[13:37:04.420] INFO aquilax scan completed — 7 issues found
[13:37:11.337] WARN user typed rm -rf / (classic)
[13:37:22.000] ERROR close button pressed by user — how could you
[13:37:22.001] FATAL server.js:1 Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'carrot')
[13:37:22.002] FATAL process exited with code 1 (bunny has left the building)
[13:37:22.003] WARN all your unsaved work is gone. both lines of it.
[13:37:22.999] INFO time to return to real work — you know, the stuff that matters
or just... close the browser tab. we don't judge.